It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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