i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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