Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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