I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
