At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Dicks are not precious.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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