While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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