come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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