I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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