Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i wish my penis had a tongue
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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