the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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