you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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