So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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