so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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