it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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