forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
this boner is exhausting
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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