i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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