tell your sister to shave her snatch
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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