she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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