i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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