can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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