Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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