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I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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