then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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