My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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