roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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