Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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