Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm always down for nudity.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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