Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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