it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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