And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
