my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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