This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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