did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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