I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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