i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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