I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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