yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
