Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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