My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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