I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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