i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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