maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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