It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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