One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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