Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
