quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He felt like a one man threesome
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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