I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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