Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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