You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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