3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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