somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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